One line jokes oOo
  1. Polish Coyote
    Did you hear about the Polish Coyote?
    He bit off three of his legs -- every one except for the one that was in the trap.
  2. Helen Keller
    Why can't Helen Keller drive?
    She's a woman.
  3. Drunk
    What would you call a drunk who works at an upholstery shop?
    A recovering alcoholic.
  4. Relationships
    "I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, 'You'll never find anyone like me again!'
    I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?'
    --Larry Miller
  5. Here's the latest quote from Johnny Cochran.
    If the dress is a mess, you must confess.
  6. School Uniforms
    President Clinton has voiced support for school uniforms to cut down on violence. Yeah, it sure has done wonders for the Postal Service.