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- Polish Coyote
Did you hear about the Polish Coyote?
He bit off three of his legs -- every one except for the one that was in the trap.
- Helen Keller
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
She's a woman.
- Drunk
What would you call a drunk who works at an upholstery shop?
A recovering alcoholic.
- Relationships
"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to
me was,
'You'll never find anyone like me again!'
I'm thinking, 'I should
hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like
you?'
--Larry Miller
- Here's the latest quote from Johnny Cochran.
If the dress is a mess, you must confess.
- School Uniforms
President Clinton has voiced support for school uniforms to cut
down on violence. Yeah, it sure has done wonders for the Postal Service.
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